Repeat, for the skeptics. I assure the tag is not doctored or photoshopped in any way: (Taken with instagram)

I’m outraged they put this on clothes tags. I don’t get it, but nevertheless, OUTRAGED!!! #engrish (Taken with instagram)

Hello, World: winter edition #snow #outdoors (Taken with instagram)

…and naturally, the morning after… #quiet #cold (Taken with instagram)

Step 1: pâté; step 2: orange slice; step 3: run for the camera (Taken with instagram)

During. Maybe we should slow down and pause. Focus. Concentrate. Or something… (Taken with instagram)

Hey, weekend? Yeah, you. Ready? So are we: (Taken with instagram)

Frozen, colorful and vibrant #wintergarden (Taken with instagram)

Snow in the garden. Now THAT’S what I’m talking about! (Taken with instagram)

Blue potatoes, boiled. That’s the stuff. #foodie (Taken with instagram)